Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
I’ve got 99 problems and all of them are with the HIMYM series finale.
How I Want To Get Into Your Aunt’s Pants Again
How Your Mother Was Just Another Bump In The Road
How To Screw Up Character Developement
How I Cannot Stop Loving Your Aunt
How I Suck You In And Crush Your Hearts
How To Suck
How To Use Your Mother To Have Kids Robin Could Never Have
How I Envy Lily and Marshall; the only good thing
How To I..Can’t…I just Cant.
I feel the need to sing the instrumentals of a song as much as I feel the need to sing the lyrics.
Please waste your time on me.
i have faith harold holt is going to re-emerge from the ocean and fuck tony abbott up like he must be hella tank he has been swimming around for so damn long