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April 2010

I am an idiot. FML

Before work today I went to the newsagent to buy some credit for my phone. I ended up buying $20 worth because that’s all I was willing to spend. After purchasing and putting on my phone, I realised that I’m going to buy a new phone tomorrow. :/

Apr 30, 2010
Apr 30, 2010
Apr 30, 2010
I feel the need to feed frequently and occasionally will inappropriately snack on wild animals.

All the bloody time. Blood?

Today in English we were looking through magazines for our assignments and I flicked through this month’s edition of Dolly. If any of you have read or seen this issue, I encourage you to kill yourself. Right here, right now. It’s an entire issue dedicated to vampire films and books, and not the good kind either. It’s all this Twilight bullshit, it’s ruining the vampire’s rep. Whatever happened to the real vampires? You know, ‘I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOOOOOD!’ Then there would be red syrup and fake guts everywhere, they were the good times.

Apr 30, 2010
Apr 30, 2010
Smiles and her laughter, it's the only thing that I've been waiting for.
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I hope you are walking next to a cliff with sharp rocks at the bottom of the sea which is shark infested and the sharks have overly large teeth and smaller baby sharks in their mouth and then you suddenly fall off the cliff and die a horrible, excruciatingly painful death. :)
Apr 29, 2010
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Dear new followers:

It’s not my intention to scare you away, I’m just in a scary mood right now. Kthanksbai.

Apr 29, 20101 note
Feelin' pretty negative.

It really pisses me off when people say such obvious things (hypocritical I know). Like just then I was talking to my creepy friend and he invited me to see a movie and I replied: MEH. And he’s like why not? And I replied: slack. And then he said to me: we never do anything anymore. Yes dickhead, I’m quite aware. You creep the shit out of me. Please gtfo my screen.

Coffee induced aggravation, need to let it out somehow.

Apr 29, 2010
Tranquil Musings of a Troubled Mind: The other day, I heard some year 11’s talking about taking over the... → spacetheycannottouch.tumblr.com

enormousfaggot:

kristy-more:

The other day, I heard some year 11’s talking about taking over the peace garden when this years year 12’s leave… It seems so wrong. They’ve been there for as long as I can remember, so other people sitting there would just be creepy. Not to mention, I really dislike the bitch who made the…

i’m glad you are opposed to them taking over our area :) we have been there since… well, year 9 as far as i know. i guess cause year 9 is the year people hang out with people other than in their own homeform (in our school anyway). i love the way our group sits there, honestly we aren’t even the tightest bunch of friends, its just that there’s many of us and we all get along. it’s so great.

we need a memorial for us there after we leave with all our names on it. i don’t like the idea of somebody stealing our peace garden…… it’s like stealing someone’s house D:

YOINK! Jokes, never. It scares me there anyway, it’s not even that peaceful. And what ever happened to the hot tub?

Apr 29, 2010
so im selling my phone.. would you like to buy it?

mostmiserablelife:

iphone :D

Who’s it with :D and how much?

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Apr 29, 2010
Apr 29, 20101,052 notes
Loves free stuff from work.

Ohai Tumblr, I’ve just been chilling lately and trying to focus more on school so I can be a great scientist lady when I’m big. Yeah, I’ve had some coffee tonight for the first time in a while so I’m a bit caffeinated, ‘tis great. I have no maths until next Friday so yeah, pretty freaking awesome. OH and by the way, first episode of season 2 of Glee was on tonight, I missed half of it but watched the other half after I finished work. It was pretty amazing :)

Anyway, I’ll get off your Dash’ and back onto MSN and bore other people. KCYA!

Apr 29, 2010
Apr 26, 2010
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

adorekelly:

imofficiallymissingyou:

danellarawr:

lawrenceisawesome:

stephxbee:thenortheastnightmare:diaannne:wsupkyla:ealabs:(via sheryldris, takemetomyromeo)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMFAO TRUE

Ahahahahahaha XD let’s try this aye?

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