May 2010
“Dear penis, I don’t think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor. Dear penis, I don’t like you anymore.”
—Rodney Rude
Kay, bed nao.
After yet another long day of stuffing my face and playing video games on ze Wii, I must rest. I’ve got the first half of my maths exam tomorrow, which I never studied for.
In around 10 minutes, I’ll be dead to the world, sleeping like no one’s ever slept before! Adieu, farewell, sayonara, goodbye and goodnight.
I have a gigantor knot in my hair and there’s a hair tie stuck in it. Shit, shit, shit.
I played Zelda for like 7 hours today.
I feel like cake or anything sweet.
That is all.
I’m too scared to look at my blog right now, it’ll just be full of spam. I apologise for any further spammin’.
“You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.”
—Toy Story 2
“I’ll never give in; you killed my father!
No Buzz, I am your father!” —Toy Story 2
No Buzz, I am your father!” —Toy Story 2
Gnomes.
The other day my drama teacher was telling us a story about her friend and her son. She told us about how her friend’s son had down syndrome, but could still work in a sheltered work shop. The mother was working one day when he called her saying something along the lines of ‘mum, you have to come home, I’ve got you the best gnome’. She kept telling him that she had to work but he insisted and her boss let her go. When she got home, her son told her the gnome was in the cupboard so she opened it, expecting he nicked it from a neighbour’s lawn. What she didn’t expect though, was that her son had picked up a midget and locked him in the cupboard for the past six hours. My teacher was trying to explain to us that sometimes, real life is much more interesting than plays and movies.
Why yes, yes you are. And I’m not sure, but you’re probably right. And yes, my birthday is the 14th and I’m freaking keen. Not sure what for, but I am. XDDear Claire,
Happy birthday in 16 days. I think that’s the 14th of June. I’m saying happy birthday now, because I’ll probably forget. :D
I fink you go to my school, in grade 10?! I am such a stalker. :D
I'm just going to, you know
Post random quotes of Toy Story tonight. It’s nights like these when you love channel 7.
“He’s selling himself for 25 cents!
Come on Woody, you’re worth more than that.” —Toy Story 2
Come on Woody, you’re worth more than that.” —Toy Story 2
“Buzz you’re flying!
This isn’t flying, this is falling with style.” —Toy Story
This isn’t flying, this is falling with style.” —Toy Story
“Mumma, he’s so white.
Darlin’ we’re white, he’s dead.” —True Blood
Darlin’ we’re white, he’s dead.” —True Blood
I can make a good chorus when I put my mind to it :D
I found myself among the wrong people and in the wrong town. I need to leave, get out of this place; this other kind of hell.
It annoys the crap out of me how every weekend, right on cue, my family wakes me up WAY TOO EARLY.
One actual important life goal.
We all make silly goals we wish to accomplish in our lives but this one is both attainable and pointful (Yes, I know it’s not a word. So what, we all make words up right?). Anyway, what I’d like to add to my bucket list is to watch the sun rise on a brand new day in the first place in the world to see it. I just think it’d be amazing and hopefully I won’t turn into a zombie although, at the moment, I don’t feel too far from being one. It’s almost one am Tumblr, I’m going to bed. Goodnight/morning/afternoon/whatever else people around the world.
I wanna hold your hand.
All throughout today this song was in my head until I had pretty much forgotten about it this afternoon. That was until it appeared on my dash, and now all I can think about is holding someone’s hand. It’s not an odd thing to think about at 12.30 am. I’m so lonely. Oh, and to top it off, one of my close friends is leaving for Japan tomorrow, for five weeks. In the next five weeks will be my birthday and my braces’ birthday. I’m disappointed that she’d leave me for Japan but I’m still going to miss the crap out of her. There’s always Facebook… and the cupboard under the stairs.
I’ll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I don’t exist.
