wholigan

Feels good man.

My sister’s Facebook status:
The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke
The girl who seemed so strong, crumbled
The girl who always laughed it off, cried
The girl who would never gave up, stopped trying
She finally gave up.
She dropped the fake smile,
as a tear ran down her cheek
and she whispered to herself
“I can’t do this anymore”

My comment:
Yeah, because I fucking suck at Minecraft.

So I’m slowly, but surely, pushing away anyone and everyone that has/does/could ever mean/t anything to me because I like doing nothing.

It really annoys me when people link their Facebook and Tumblr (or similar) pages. I don’t quite know why.

Can’t
Sleep.
Snake will
Eat me.
So
Tired.
So very
Very
Tired.

It’s the first one in around 5 years so I’m shitting myself a little bit. It’s a thin-ass little brown thing but I’m not risking it and running from it and putting a towel under my door. If only Bear Grylls were here… He’d probably eat it.

Is that too much to ask?

I was dragonborn this way.

So there’s a book in The Sims 3 called ‘How Not To Be Seen’. :’)

When I’m downloading and update for The Sims 3 (SINCE 10AM!!!!!) and it gets to 69%. Heheheheheheheheheheheheh.

Mosquitoes must think my blood’s irresistible because they won’t stop sucking it from my body. Also because I’m walking around with a constant :| expression.

“Are you planning on having a party to celebrate the launch of the series 6 DVD out this week? …”
Then a comment: “No, because it was terrible.”

Now body, before I begin my prolonged lapse of consciousness, I’d just like to say this: please let me sleep in, for the love of God. It is Saturday and I’m tired and you need to stop being so rude. There, said it.

how the hell did that beat ‘if male pigs have curly penises, do female pigs have curly vaginas’

HAHAHAHAHA DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?

You know what? I regret nothing.