September 2011
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I’ve decided that girls take so long to choose outfits because they need to decide whether or not they could be bothered to shave their legs. And you know women - indecisive as fuck.
Sep 26th
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Sep 24th
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okbai
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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55493.) I'm a squib
Sep 23rd
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Time for bed where I will rest my head and I shall not rise for hours after I close my eyes.
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Adventure Time time...
Sep 23rd
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I wish my life were a novel so that it could be poetic and tragic and teenagers being forced to read it could laugh at my misfortunes and take pity on me for some things. I might end up writing an autobiography. But, then again, who would ever want to read it? On a completely unrelated note: The bus service in Cairns today made me want to kill myself My TARDIS USB hub looks as if it’s...
Sep 23rd
Not really liking this series of DW at all...
Sep 23rd
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I see people driving past in their big, flash, and exceptionally empty cars and wonder why none have offered me, a beautiful, young woman, a lift into town. They’re just so used to this false security of residing in their own, empty space, disallowing the possible friendship between us to sprout.
Sep 23rd
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disassociate: I was driving past a cemetery the other day and I had to laugh. Because, it just put everything into perspective. I mean, I’m so concerned and stressed about everything. But, what’s the point? I’m just going to die. We’re all going to die. In the end, all we’re going to be is food for worms. And I haven’t talked to any worms lately, but something tells me they don’t care if their...
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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coxix: i want a lamb and when it becomes a sheep i’ll throw it in the trash and get another lamb
Sep 22nd
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Everyone’s entitled to have input or an opinion on something except the person who is taking the exact opposite stance to yourself - basic human psychology of any activist.
Sep 22nd
Things I do on Friday nights:
Tumblr Listen to 17 minutes of Rhapsody in Blue Troll Sleep
Sep 22nd
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Police Officer: Why are you doing?
John Green: Filming a monument to a deceased sheep!
Police Officer: Why are you doing that?
John Green: It's a reeally reeally long story...
Police Officer: ...
John Green: ...
Police Officer: ...
John Green: Is it illegal?
Police Officer: I dunno.
John Green: Well, as long as we're in this legal gray area can I keep doing it?
Police Officer: You probably shouldn't.
Sep 22nd
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That person/group of people that you want to stab in the face repeatedly until you are satisfied that they will never talk/live again.
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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I find myself thinking about people clinging onto trivial little pieces of information - a glance, a certain remark - things that happened so long ago and wondering why we hold onto them. The small, brilliant things, by all means, grasp onto those with as much force as you can muster, but the delicate, insignificant, negative things - should we not try to let them go? Should we not try to move on,...
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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I could write out a ridiculously long text post about the past week of my life but I couldn’t be bothered to write a novel which no one will read.
Sep 22nd
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If it weren’t this week, I don’t think that the can of Coca Cola in the refrigerator would have excited me as much as it did. Just for a bit of background information: I went to Mission Beach with Tim, his family, and some of their friends where I drank copious amounts of Coke. I intend to blame Tim if my teeth end up being stained when I get my braces off. XD
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Emily: If you're Voldemort and you know it, say 'avada kedavra'.
James: Avada kedavra.
Emily: If you're Voldemort and you know it, say 'avada kedavra'.
James: Avada kedavra.
Emily: If you're Voldemort and you know it and you really ought to show it, if you're Voldemort and you know it say 'avada kedavra'.
James: Avada kedavra.
Sep 22nd
So I'm watching Adventure Time for the first...
All I can say is ‘what the fuck’.
Sep 15th
I can’t remember who it was, but someone once asked me where Torchwood got all their money/funding from and I told them I really didn’t know. Well, now I do! Captain Jack’s been gathering interest on an account since 1906.
Sep 14th
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The awkward moment when people expect you to love/like your family…
Sep 13th
It’s all just fucking words to you.
Sep 12th
Sep 11th
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unintentionally replied to your post: So many read mores when I’m on my computer…… notemaker.com.au/product… esquared replied to your post: I know it’s a big injustice and everything but… also, see/read this vanishingnewyork.blogsp… Both of you - YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Sep 11th
So many read mores when I’m on my computer… ANYWAY, I need to find a suitable journal and, subsequently, a hiding spot for said journal so that I can write in it without the fear of others reading it. I just need to get my thoughts down and out. Maybe then I’ll begin to understand myself.
Sep 10th
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ronobvious replied to your post:  I need this on my blog.
Sep 10th
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I know it’s a big injustice and everything but people die every day so I don’t see why people make such a big deal about 9/11 and stuff.
Sep 10th
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I should probably finish off my two presentations that are due tomorrow/this week.
Sep 10th
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slither-in replied to your post:  nice sly dig. if you saw how i dressed then you’d probably bitch about me on here. there’s nothing wrong with dressing to your features. Ah, no, I just didn’t want to say what I’m thinking because I can never explain what I mean so I end up rabbiting on like this which is always misinterpreted. Also, with that girl, it’s just because I knew her...
Sep 10th
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Avoiding conflict at all costs because I’m a pussy and don’t like confrontation/I am a lady.
Sep 10th
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slither-in replied to your photo: My kindergarten best friend. Oh, how 12 years can… she has lovely tits and can get them out whenever she wants. Yeah, but what ever happened to modesty?
Sep 10th
Reasons I don't like children:
They exist. That is all.
Sep 10th
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Oh, P.S. merry September 11th. A.K.A. not 9/11, it’s 11/9, you silly Americans. Anyway, to anyone and everyone who lost someone or something from this day ten years ago, or subsequent and similar events, my thoughts and prayers are with you always.
Sep 10th
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Sep 9th
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